siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
have you ate at the restaurant at the Moon its got good food but no atmosphere.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?because it wasn’t piling very well
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
No. Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
