Moon

Moon jokes

Man

Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

A: A Luna-Tic!

Cow

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

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  • Brother

    My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

    Dawn

    I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

    Ghost

    I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

    Sky

    Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

    Because it's always looking down on us.

    Woman

    Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of todayโ€™s society.

    Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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