Moon jokes
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Who did that
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!