If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars. Then lady's you should be willing to give up uranus
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
I wasn't staring at you I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned