Moon jokes
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.