Moon jokes

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Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

Good night.

Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you fucking racist.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.