Ur foreheadβs so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An βAstronutβ!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why didnβt the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! π
Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Good night.
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
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Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
