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Story introduction.

Is it all a dream? Charlie Knight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality? --------------------------------------------------------------------------… Read more

I drank four monsters in the span of one hour I wanna pass out lol I want food but I’m so worried about what my mom thinks

I finished half of my project after a monster a little crying and a fuck ton of Metallica

Ok nevermind GG Miller. You may not be one of (((them))), your degenerate country (America) is brainwashed into worshipping the Sabbath on a Saturday like (((them))). Not on the Sunday (like Christians). Sorry I lashed out at you. I just hate (((them))) because they are very sinister, conniving, monsters, and they destroy nations. (((They))) are literally parasites, and people do nothing about them because they have been brainwashed.

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard šŸ˜‚

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard šŸ˜‚

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, ā€œAw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went downā€. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]ā€˜s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]ā€˜s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more