Money jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Memes
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser