Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
