Money jokes
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .