Money jokes
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"