Money jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.