How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Money Jokes
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
