Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What did the Antlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? Nothing it just waved.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing đđ¤Łđđ¤Ł
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans donât know the word âplease.â
Eastern Europeans donât know the word âhonest.â
Middle Easterns donât know the word âopinion.â
Balkans donât know the word âgive.â
Chinese donât know the word âthoughts.â
Africans donât know the word âfood.â
Western Europeans donât know the word âshortage.â
Americans donât know the words âthe rest of the world.â
Then they simply explained âjust donate healthy food to the global south to help.â But that still didnât sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word âdonate,â and Pacific Islanders do not know the words âhealthy food.â