Pacific jokes

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a failure because:

South Americans don’t know the word “please.”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”

Balkans don’t know the word “give.”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”

Africans don’t know the word “food.”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”

Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.