What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
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Why do orphans' have water with their ceral? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
POV Your an orphan Knock Knock Whos there Not yo mom
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
youre mom #69
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This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
