Miss jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.