Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
-Ghosting👻
-Diving🐬
-Complaining to teammates😡
-Complaining to refs🤬
-Missing sitters🤦♂️
-Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
-Proceed to get 🐐shouts
-Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL plss tell me! I love and miss her...
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)
