Misery jokes
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
My life is a joke.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
The joke is my life.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
My sad ass life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)