Melancholy jokes
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
I got sad today.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...