Melancholy jokes

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.