Melancholy

Melancholy Jokes

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Will

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

Emo

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Life

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

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  • Emo

    What's an emo's favorite game?

    Limbo.

    (If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

    Artist

    What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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  • Apple

    What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

    They're both hanging from a tree.

    Tree

    I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

    Emo

    What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

    Emo

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

    Emo kid

    Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

    It died before them.

    School

    When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.