Misery jokes
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My life.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.