Misery jokes
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My life.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.