Misery jokes
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My life.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.