Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Whatβs worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My life.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and weβre all slacking it off.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
