Misery jokes
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My life.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.