Misery

Misery jokes

Orphan

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Life

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

Loneliness

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Depression

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Man

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

Suicide

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

Rape

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Depression

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

Baby

what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.

Life

Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

Baby

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.