Misery jokes
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Tell me a joke.
My life.