You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and weβre all slacking it off.
Wanna know why I donβt make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.