Misery jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
My life, part 2.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.