Misery jokes

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

My sad ass life.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

"Like if u cry everytime."

My joke is:

My life.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?

One baby in three garbage cans.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).