Misery jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

My sad ass life.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

"Like if u cry everytime."

My joke is:

My life.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?

One baby in three garbage cans.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).