Misery jokes

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?

My sad ass life.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

My joke is:

My life.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

"Like if u cry everytime."

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?

One baby in three garbage cans.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.