Misery jokes
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
My life, lmao.
My life...
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
My life.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
My life, part 2.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My life is a joke.