Misery jokes
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
I wanna die.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).