My life, lmao.
Misery Jokes
My life...
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
My life.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
My life, part 2.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My life is a joke.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
