Misery jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My horrible life.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Community
i came to this site again to see how yall are going. and as usual... your lives are miserable
The world fucks us all
GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more