Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My horrible life.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
