Misery jokes
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
My day started out great until I woke up.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
Community talk
i came to this site again to see how yall are going. and as usual... your lives are miserable
The world fucks us all
GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more