Despair jokes
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Depression has a tight grip
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.