Despair jokes
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.