Despair

Despair Jokes

9mm

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

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  • Depression

    Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.

    Person B: Over my dead body.

    Person B: *gets the noose*

    Memes

    Lemon

    What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. πŸ™‚πŸ’ŠπŸ’‰

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Suicide

    Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

    Pill

    Mom: Wake up!

    Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

    Mom: Why are you disappointed?

    Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

    Egg

    Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

    Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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  • Depression

    A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

    The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

    9mm

    There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

    Dream

    The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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