Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
