Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
