Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
Big mummy milkers....
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
