Milk jokes
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Big mummy milkers...