Milk jokes
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.