Milk jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.