Milk jokes

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

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Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.