Milk jokes

Why do dads take time to get?

Milk?

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

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Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Q: What kinda bees give milk?

A: Boobees.