Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Big mummy milkers...
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
