Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
you.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
