Milk jokes
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
MooMooMooMoo
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Big mummy milkers...
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.