Milk jokes
Cereal.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."