Milk jokes
Cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."