I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
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Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
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What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
