Milk Jokes

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk there parents didnt bring back

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.

Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t came back with the milk

Why do orphans have cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk

Yo, dad so stupid he brought the milk after 2 years and he said oh sorry son in a go back to the store bye.

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**

why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk

Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

why can't orphans have cerial: because their dad didn't come back with the milk

why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk

What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say “ I’m going to get milk!” To his wife and kids

Why does an orphan eat cereal with water, because the dad didn't come back with the milk

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

why do orphans dip thier oreos in milk? because their dad never came back with the milk

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation