Milk

Milk Jokes

Cow

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Cereal

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: Cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: Yes.

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

Prank

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Dad

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Cow

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Oreo

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Dad

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Orphan

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Dad

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Cookie

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.