Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
