I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
