Milk jokes

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: Cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: Yes.

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Why do dads take time to get?

Milk?

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.