Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
When I mist I miss
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
what did pepper say to spray hey spray im pepper and i think we should fight crime!!!!!
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.
"What's been going on John?"' I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!'
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck there d**k? They spray paint it like candy 🍬
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
