Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Michael Jackson Jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
