Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
