Michael Jackson jokes
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...