Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
Who is m.j's cartoon character?
Muzon kibutsuji
Hehe
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What did Michale Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap Just beat it.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
