What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Whats worse than ants down your pants, Michael Jackson
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
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