Michael Jackson jokes
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.