Michael Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.