Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.