Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"