What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson
hi i am michael jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
