Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.