Mental Health jokes

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.