Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
