Mental Health jokes

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.