Mental Health jokes
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.