I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
