Mental Health jokes

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.

A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

I have cripple and depression.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.