Mental Health jokes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.