Mental Health jokes
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Like if depressed.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.