Mental Health jokes
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Like if depressed.