Mental Health jokes
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Memes
Lol same
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?