Mental Health jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
I think DJT has FTD.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Being sad is my only happiness.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.