What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
