Mental Health jokes

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Because their focus is way off.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: Seeing others happy.

Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?

Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.

Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.

Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...

Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?

Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.