Mental Health jokes
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I have cripple and depression.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Suicide
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.