Mental Health jokes
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/