Mental Health jokes
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Everyone has depression on SOME level, even our cells do apoptosis!
Btw: apoptosis is basically when a cell kills itself :)
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.