Mental Health jokes

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.