Mental Health jokes
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[