Mental Health jokes

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

Suicidal people are groundbreaking.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?

You tell them it's a leap of faith.

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Depression medicine and therapy.

GO AWAY!

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.