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Mental Health jokes

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.