Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
if i die does my depression die with me?
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
