Mental Health jokes
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"