What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
