One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
