Mental Health jokes
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏