Mental Health jokes
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
I think DJT has FTD.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
My anxiety has anxiety.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.