Mental Health jokes

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.