Mental Health jokes
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.