do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I was joking about self-harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out. I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
