MonkeyAnonymous8 years agoToday I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
PatientAnonymous9 years agoHow many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?To get to the other side!
ClamAnonymous11 years agoDid you hear about the clam that could play violin?It had excellent mussel memory.
