What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Memory Jokes
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
