I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
