Memory jokes

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I forgot the joke.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

What does a cow say when he remembers something?

"I have deja moo!"

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.