Memory jokes

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.