DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new đź’•
I forgot the joke
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
