Memory jokes

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."