Memory jokes

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"