Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
