I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
