Memory jokes

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.