Memory jokes

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

You know who else has dementia?

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