there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
