Memory jokes
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!