me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
THIS IS A RYTHME
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
jill said yes as he grabbed her dress
and they had a little fun
jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
can we stop talking about 9/11 my dad died man but he was a good pilot
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
I forgot the joke
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
