Memory Jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."

My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".