I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad