Memory Jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment

Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw

I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama

me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

oh wait i'm thinking of....

I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.