Memory jokes

I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.