Memory jokes

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"