A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
Why is there no chemists in Africa? Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
