Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
why did the banana go to the doctor it wasn't peeling well
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
knock knock
who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
