What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Why do pills work? Because they r white
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctorz?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
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Why can’t an orphan take medicine They need parental supervision
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless
