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Medicine Jokes
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
